Garfunkel is the Unfortunate Nekomata. As one of the "unfortunate monsters", her body features are completely that of a nekomata, with no signs of human traits. She, like Gnome, has no form of dialogue whatsoever other than extended ellipses. The middle parts of her name are also occasionally censored, and the last letter of her name before it is fully revealed in the epilogue ends with a 'D', such as "Garf***d".
She first appears along with Amira and her other Unfortunate Friends in Succubus Village, after Goddess Ilias declares war on the world. Once Luka defeats Eva, the mastermind behind the attack, but is unable to stop the self-sustaining Great Barrier of Babylon that continues to put the human men into a trance and make them ejaculate constantly, Amira and her Unfortunate Friends arrive and their odd, non-sexual appearance cures the men of their trances and eradicates the barrier. The villagers then thank the unfortunate monsters, though Garfunkel's ellipses bring out a brief silence.
One month after Luka defeats Ilias, Luka visits the Succubus Village to check on the unfortunates. Luka and Garfunkel work together to uncensor her name, but, as expected, Luka was surprised when the name appeared as "Garfunkel." Alice then tells him to "stay back before he catches the stupid."
- Her censored name, "Garf***d", is likely a reference to Garfield and how works cannot fully display copyrighted/trademarked names due to the strict Japanese censorship laws.
- It may also be a play on the phrase "Got F***'d."